“You look lovely madam, but he’s not making the most of himself – we’ll just give him a little touch up…”
The big, bold and fully (un)qualified beauticians ‘Cherrie’ and ‘Suzette’ bring you their fully mobile musical make up salon and nail bar.
Cheesy and fabulously pink, complete with their own range of home blended products ‘Lavatoire de Swank’ the girls bring ‘beauty’ to the masses.
No challenge too big, no face too small, Cherrie and Suzette perform aura enhancing glitter roll-ons, apply terrible tans and farcical facials, manicures, pedicures and complete make-overs, the ‘before and after’ effects are beyond the belief of all those present. Whole families can be transformed, especially the fellas!
These cosmetic clowns celebrate everyone’s beauty, although it’s ‘no good just looking good – you’ve got to feel it within’
This is timeless kitsch and classic SWANK. A beautifully made walkabout, great wandering visual images with intimate encounters and static mini performances.
‘Glittery or spangly, spangly or glittery – what would you like sir/madam?’
Valentines / Illuminated / 1960s
Can be Tailored to any Theme
Non Verbal Performance
Great for Non English Speaking Audiences
Perfect for Parades
“Swank was great as usual and I hadn’t had the Make-Up girls before so that was an experience!”
- Claire Whittington, Isle of Wight Council